1. Link Blowout #79

    Aronofsky May Helm Human Nature With GClooney - A.k.a. Darren’s unofficial Planet of the Apes remake.

    Can Horror Help Save VHS? - Um… No. Nothing can save VHS. And anybody who attaches themselves to this fad is just as gimmick-happy as the Hollywood 3D zealots.

    23,000 Stallone Fans Sued - Sly & company deem downloader’s pocket-books Expendable(s).

    Micheal Cera To Star In Indie Thriller - I find it hard to imagine taking anything Cera stars in serious enough to be suspenseful. I mean, seriously.

    MovieBoozer.com - My movie website of the moment, they measure their movies in beer. BEER I SAY.

    Meanwhile, In Trailerville…

    • Horrible Bosses - The second feature from the director of King of Kong, but not a documentary. Also, could go either way.
    • Real Steel - The second trailer for this big-f’n-robots -vs- big-f’n-robots flick, based on a short story published in 1956, makes the film look less like a fun time and more like a “I hate child acting” special effects bore-fest. Le sigh.
    • Big Ass - A trailer starring Will Smith.

    [the saddest photo ever (see above) via smoonie]

    - James

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